But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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