Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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