Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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