Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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