I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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