Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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