Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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