Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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