one two three fourrrrnication!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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