ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Help. Why am I so naked?
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