lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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