Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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