She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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