The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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