I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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