with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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