So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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