Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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