The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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