forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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