Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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