hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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