If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
