my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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