is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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