brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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