wake up i wanna do it froggy style
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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