I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
