Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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