What a fucking waste of an outfit
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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