i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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