Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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