You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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