Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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