Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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