my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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