I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Randomize
