Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
