My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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