somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Also, beer. Big fan.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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