Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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