Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
In America we eat man semen.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm too high and old for this...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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