five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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