i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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