glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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