rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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