Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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