i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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