Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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