When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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