No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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